BOnd girL for 23rd bond mOvie - frieda pintO ???

i heard this from my friend Akanshaa few days back , i didn't believe her , so i googled it up and yes !! she was correct that she is been considered for this role .
so that is just prologue and now the story begins ..... i mean my take on this thing !

" she is an indian and hails from mumbai , she has two parents a mother and a father ( ha ha . just thought u should know otherwise u all will think she came out of test tube or something , say MEOW !! ) "

start..... truthful mode is being initialised ......
..........mode succesfully started and now i will speak only truth
and nothing but the truth ........pardon my language

first thing that came to my mind when i heard all this crap from akanshaa is " oHH fu*k , how could that bitc* go there , i mean why ?? n how ?? . she is just a model , she is not good looking even . she can't stand in competiton with those lovely and brilliantly figured blondes and brunettes from hollywood , no way !! we were enjoying softdrink wid PUFF'S (wills her's favourite - well she likes d bidi most ha ha ) and i then started to imagine daniel craig with frieda in his arms - what the hell !!! no daniel looks gr8 wid my favourite olga kurylenko or eva green or any other brit !!

akanshaa she kinda likes her now after watching SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE , one thing i don't really understand is that frieda pinto has nothing much to do in the whole film and she looks terrible besides she was perfect in that role of latika ( looks perfect slumbitch ) . so the point is slumdog got fame because of danny boyle's perfect direction n those cute lil kids and those boys .

anil kapoor and frieda pinto is using the success of the film as the migration certificate from BOLLYWOOD to HOLLYWOOD . that's good to do , but frieda if u r listening to me then please don't fuc*in think of getting in BOND 23 coz bond movies are my favourite and u will ruin the whole bond experience of the movie and also i have to wait for long to see bond movie . so please leave and i apologise for my rude behavior , " kya karen apne hero ke liye to ladna padta hai , abuse bhi karna padta hai - meow !! "

so "JAI HO !!" even pussy cat dolls are also singing " jai ho " .

so it's decided that she is not signing bond movie . yes i am happy for you pinto u have got certain good offers like one from woody allen - enjoy these but don't even think of BOND MOVIE . deal !! DEAL !!

so signing of wid meassage " JAI HIND !! JAI BOND !! meow "

Macintosh - a Dream which never materialised

i am sure now that i missed to read this before doing all mess . say MEOW ;) ha ha


just to keep focus this is how it looks , beauty come to me , but beauty is saying SHOO ! SHOO ! go away ur system is oLd n i am young - no match . he he

well i have always craved for macintosh os . previously i used to keep my hunger satisfied by saying that it can't be installed on a pc , and i have a pc . but later due to some reasons apple inc. switched to intel platform . then again heart starts to quarrel with mind , that i can get it .
so latestly i changed my internet connection from tata indicomm to BSNL broadband . so i can now download anything i want . i started the download " Macintosh os x snow leopard 10A261 " . after 81 hours of continuous downloading i finished downloading it successively . since the time i started it's download i haven't slept coz my duty was to check the connection is working coz there is some bug that it gets dissconnected itself many times .
thank god , i finished it , i rushed to market to get DVD9 discs , i got one for 70 bucks . that was fine till then . i some how burn that dmg format on disc in windows successively . but i when i restarted my system and tried to boot from that DVD . it didn't boot .
i thought something might not have worked well , i burn it again with other software , still the result was same . then again i checked posts on installing it on internet , so i patched it somehow . but hell it's not working . i scraped my 4 DVD9 discs for nothing , just some crap i downloaded .

that was like what the hell , what the f**k ! i wasted this much of time .

ha ha, now i have installed windows transformation pack that turns xp into apple leopard . the pack is " Flyakite os x 3.5 " .

ha ha . it took me just 15 mins to download the pack . see , this is lyf , u have to wait for right time .


now i read it on their official site that it needs processor with SSE3 set . but mine was SSE2 . ha ha . that's the problem i guess . thank god . i didn't throw those dvd's in rage . i will use them on my new system ,which i will get in april 2009 .

so waiting ........................................ dreams will materialize !!

Halloween Bash Spoilt By us - i mean indians

well she does not need any introduction , she is HEIDI kLUM . She got fame specilly after she got signed by VICTORIA SECRETS , i guess i don't need to tell what it is . so the point i am making is that the americans celebrate Hallowen everyyear with full mood . this year heidi posed as our goddess KALI MATA . so the american indians went crazy after that and ordered her to regret for it . ha ha .

i posted this thing on my blog just because of two reasons first is so that u can download these pictures in uhq qlty . and other is i want to question every indian reading this post " Why we indians are always kabbab mein haddi ?? "

Dev D - rating 5 star

fig : see what they have done to word " MAhilayein " written in buses for ladies seat . he he . m sorry . m a devil . :P
fig: she is kalki koechlin , worth watching

It’s just 15 minutes ( time is 17 february 01:47 AM ) has passed since I finished the movie Dev D . I have seen it’s posters all around the city , but I wasn’t really interested because Abhay deol isn’t one of my favourite actor , besides I don’t like him because he has failed in making any impression on me through his previous movies , truth is I hated him because he can’t modulate his voice according to the situation and hardly his expressions matches the mood of the scene .

But now he has got me this time , what a Performance ( 9.0 out of 10 ) . Awesome movie , it makes me feel that bollywood is developing , I haven’t seen any great movie , forget great not even so-so movie in the past three months . But this one is , specially 10 out of 10 for Director – Anurag kashyap . It should get some f**kin Award for best direction . I don’t know what you think . There is also one more great thing about this movie and that is it’s songs , some new genre – I guess , I like experiments like “ tauba tera jalwa tauba tera pyaar , tera emotional atyaachaar “ .

If you all are planning to go for this movie do consider that you don’t go with parents , I mean it’s a family movie , but every member should go alone ( HA HA , HE HE :P )

There’s a lot of explicit content in it , besides story is hard to digest for Indians , I am not a true Indian in that sense . I am too much open minded for that thing .

Basically it’s a shadow of our today’s society and we always deny it , calling it carp .

I also want to confess one more thing – I watched it on my pc - Pirated DVD . But I am planning to go for it as soon as possible . yes it’s truly worth putting ur 200 bucks . so I suggest you to go and watch it , but remember my point . Also that firang girl kalki koechlin , she did amazing acting .

Wow , awsm , gr8 !