BOnd girL for 23rd bond mOvie - frieda pintO ???

i heard this from my friend Akanshaa few days back , i didn't believe her , so i googled it up and yes !! she was correct that she is been considered for this role .
so that is just prologue and now the story begins ..... i mean my take on this thing !

" she is an indian and hails from mumbai , she has two parents a mother and a father ( ha ha . just thought u should know otherwise u all will think she came out of test tube or something , say MEOW !! ) "

start..... truthful mode is being initialised ......
..........mode succesfully started and now i will speak only truth
and nothing but the truth ........pardon my language

first thing that came to my mind when i heard all this crap from akanshaa is " oHH fu*k , how could that bitc* go there , i mean why ?? n how ?? . she is just a model , she is not good looking even . she can't stand in competiton with those lovely and brilliantly figured blondes and brunettes from hollywood , no way !! we were enjoying softdrink wid PUFF'S (wills her's favourite - well she likes d bidi most ha ha ) and i then started to imagine daniel craig with frieda in his arms - what the hell !!! no daniel looks gr8 wid my favourite olga kurylenko or eva green or any other brit !!

akanshaa she kinda likes her now after watching SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE , one thing i don't really understand is that frieda pinto has nothing much to do in the whole film and she looks terrible besides she was perfect in that role of latika ( looks perfect slumbitch ) . so the point is slumdog got fame because of danny boyle's perfect direction n those cute lil kids and those boys .

anil kapoor and frieda pinto is using the success of the film as the migration certificate from BOLLYWOOD to HOLLYWOOD . that's good to do , but frieda if u r listening to me then please don't fuc*in think of getting in BOND 23 coz bond movies are my favourite and u will ruin the whole bond experience of the movie and also i have to wait for long to see bond movie . so please leave and i apologise for my rude behavior , " kya karen apne hero ke liye to ladna padta hai , abuse bhi karna padta hai - meow !! "

so "JAI HO !!" even pussy cat dolls are also singing " jai ho " .

so it's decided that she is not signing bond movie . yes i am happy for you pinto u have got certain good offers like one from woody allen - enjoy these but don't even think of BOND MOVIE . deal !! DEAL !!

so signing of wid meassage " JAI HIND !! JAI BOND !! meow "

Macintosh - a Dream which never materialised

i am sure now that i missed to read this before doing all mess . say MEOW ;) ha ha


just to keep focus this is how it looks , beauty come to me , but beauty is saying SHOO ! SHOO ! go away ur system is oLd n i am young - no match . he he

well i have always craved for macintosh os . previously i used to keep my hunger satisfied by saying that it can't be installed on a pc , and i have a pc . but later due to some reasons apple inc. switched to intel platform . then again heart starts to quarrel with mind , that i can get it .
so latestly i changed my internet connection from tata indicomm to BSNL broadband . so i can now download anything i want . i started the download " Macintosh os x snow leopard 10A261 " . after 81 hours of continuous downloading i finished downloading it successively . since the time i started it's download i haven't slept coz my duty was to check the connection is working coz there is some bug that it gets dissconnected itself many times .
thank god , i finished it , i rushed to market to get DVD9 discs , i got one for 70 bucks . that was fine till then . i some how burn that dmg format on disc in windows successively . but i when i restarted my system and tried to boot from that DVD . it didn't boot .
i thought something might not have worked well , i burn it again with other software , still the result was same . then again i checked posts on installing it on internet , so i patched it somehow . but hell it's not working . i scraped my 4 DVD9 discs for nothing , just some crap i downloaded .

that was like what the hell , what the f**k ! i wasted this much of time .

ha ha, now i have installed windows transformation pack that turns xp into apple leopard . the pack is " Flyakite os x 3.5 " .

ha ha . it took me just 15 mins to download the pack . see , this is lyf , u have to wait for right time .


now i read it on their official site that it needs processor with SSE3 set . but mine was SSE2 . ha ha . that's the problem i guess . thank god . i didn't throw those dvd's in rage . i will use them on my new system ,which i will get in april 2009 .

so waiting ........................................ dreams will materialize !!

Halloween Bash Spoilt By us - i mean indians

well she does not need any introduction , she is HEIDI kLUM . She got fame specilly after she got signed by VICTORIA SECRETS , i guess i don't need to tell what it is . so the point i am making is that the americans celebrate Hallowen everyyear with full mood . this year heidi posed as our goddess KALI MATA . so the american indians went crazy after that and ordered her to regret for it . ha ha .

i posted this thing on my blog just because of two reasons first is so that u can download these pictures in uhq qlty . and other is i want to question every indian reading this post " Why we indians are always kabbab mein haddi ?? "

Dev D - rating 5 star

fig : see what they have done to word " MAhilayein " written in buses for ladies seat . he he . m sorry . m a devil . :P
fig: she is kalki koechlin , worth watching

It’s just 15 minutes ( time is 17 february 01:47 AM ) has passed since I finished the movie Dev D . I have seen it’s posters all around the city , but I wasn’t really interested because Abhay deol isn’t one of my favourite actor , besides I don’t like him because he has failed in making any impression on me through his previous movies , truth is I hated him because he can’t modulate his voice according to the situation and hardly his expressions matches the mood of the scene .

But now he has got me this time , what a Performance ( 9.0 out of 10 ) . Awesome movie , it makes me feel that bollywood is developing , I haven’t seen any great movie , forget great not even so-so movie in the past three months . But this one is , specially 10 out of 10 for Director – Anurag kashyap . It should get some f**kin Award for best direction . I don’t know what you think . There is also one more great thing about this movie and that is it’s songs , some new genre – I guess , I like experiments like “ tauba tera jalwa tauba tera pyaar , tera emotional atyaachaar “ .

If you all are planning to go for this movie do consider that you don’t go with parents , I mean it’s a family movie , but every member should go alone ( HA HA , HE HE :P )

There’s a lot of explicit content in it , besides story is hard to digest for Indians , I am not a true Indian in that sense . I am too much open minded for that thing .

Basically it’s a shadow of our today’s society and we always deny it , calling it carp .

I also want to confess one more thing – I watched it on my pc - Pirated DVD . But I am planning to go for it as soon as possible . yes it’s truly worth putting ur 200 bucks . so I suggest you to go and watch it , but remember my point . Also that firang girl kalki koechlin , she did amazing acting .

Wow , awsm , gr8 !

The best place on this planet is मेरठ

FIG : The satellite image of Meerut .

well guys and girls , may be it's unbelieveable but it is true that this is best and i would tell some more facts about this place which may help you in some interview or something .

Meerut is a city in Meerut district in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. It is an ancient city located 72 km (44 miles) north-east of New Delhi. Meerut also has one of the major army garrisons/cantonments in this part of the country. Meerut can also refer to the district in which Meerut is located.

Name etymology :

Ravana's wife Mandodari (in Ramayana) hailed from Meerut. The town may have derived its name from "Maya Rashtra", the capital of the kingdom owned by Mandodari's father Mayadanava.

History :

Meerut is famously associated with the Indian Rebellion of 1857 against the British East India Company, when chants of popular Hindi slogan "Dilli Chalo" ("Let's march to Delhi!") were first raised here. Meerut cantonment is the place where the rebellion started when Hindu and Muslim soldiers were given rifle cartridges with a coating made of animal fat. The bullet wrapping was to be opened by mouth before use, which affected religious sensibilities of both Muslims and Hindus as the animal coating was alleged to be composed of pork and beef. Meerut leapt into international prominence during the revolt of 1857, when on 24 April, 1857, eighty-five troopers out of ninety of the third cavalry refused to touch the cartridges and after court martial, were sentenced to ten years imprisonment. This marked the beginning of a general movement of freedom from the British yoke, with the support of the civilian populace. Meerut is also famous in Indian history as one of the famous controversial case happened in India which is known as Meerut Conspiracy Case in the year 1929.

Geography :

Meerut is located at 28.98° N 77.7° E. It has an average elevation of 219 metres (718 feet).

Demographics :

Meerut had a population of 1,074,229. Males constitute 53% of the population and females 47%. Meerut has an average literacy rate of 58%, lower than the national average of 59.5%: male literacy is 64%, and female literacy is 52%. In Meerut, 14% of the population is under 6 years of age. Meerut is a district in Uttar Pradesh state India. ... The divisions of a district. ... This article does not cite any references or sources. ... 2001 is a common year starting on Monday of the Gregorian calendar, and also: The International Year of the Volunteer The United Nations Year of Dialogue Among Civilizations Events January January 1 - A black monolith measuring approximately nine feet tall appears in Seattles Magnuson Park, placed by an anonymous... 1870 US Census for New York City A census is the process of obtaining information about every member of a population (not necessarily a human population). ...

District population

District	Male	Female	Totals
Urban	681,209	595,348	1,276,557
Rural	1,180,533	990,822	2,171,355
Totals	1,861,742	1,586,170	3,447,812

Meerut has one of the largest Muslim populations among the major cities of India(close to 45%). There is also a significant Christian population. Meerut was the site of one of India's worst communal riots during the 1980's.

Trivia :

• On December 21, 2005, Meerut gained notoriety when a video appeared in the national media showing police officers physically abusing men and women (Yahoo News) as part of Operation Romeo. This "operation" targeted young couples out on a date, ostensibly to "prevent the sexual harassment of women".
• Mall Road is a wide road in Meerut near what was originally a British Military cantonment. Raghbir Sarang was known to have raced horses and buggies on this road and was whipped for having beaten up an Englishman.
• In the 1940s, Meerut movie theatres had a "Don't Move" policy during playing of the British national anthem.
• Meerut is famous for its sweets, especially Gazaks and Rewri.
• In 2006 a fire in Meerut killed over 225 people at a consumer electronics fair, held in Victoria park stadium. This was followed by fire at Multiplex Cinema named as PVS Mall.
• meerut is famous for its sports goods(specially cricket goods),which are used all over the globe

Codes :

Pincode - 2500xx
Telephone - 0121
Vehicle - UP - 15

The data above presented is from all reliable sources . so i guess that's a lot to say it's best and there's one more reason for it's being the best and that my friends is " that i am born here . ha ha [:)] "

signing off for now .

good luck .

James bond . my favourite is daniel craig .

well these are one of my favourite pictures of him . There is one thing best about bond films i.e. bond girls firstly eva green and then olga kurylenko . i regret that i don't have the last poster of quantum of solace in high quality .
i have got their soundtracks , if somebody interested then i can upload .

Introduction - why i am blogging ?

well the need to make a new blog is just self expression via blogging . because i'm back online i wasn't here for a while coz i was busy studying , but i'm done with that for now . so what i need is just u guys . so keep posting , anything !

ruLeS aRe nOt fOr mE !

yoU aRe aLL weLcOmE !